Dear Taco,
Stop leaking on my pants every time I bite into you. I know you’re being eaten and that’s not cool or whatever, but that’s no excuse to let your insides drip all over my crotch area. Please keep to yourself.
Sincerely,
Fatty

Stop leaking on my pants every time I bite into you. I know you’re being eaten and that’s not cool or whatever, but that’s no excuse to let your insides drip all over my crotch area. Please keep to yourself.
Sincerely,
Fatty
This. On taco night.