You’ve been with me for awhile. And this is me formally telling you goodbye. Oh yes, you’ve been good to me; always someone to lean on, always someone to protect me. And I do admit that you have been a great advocate in the shaping of who I am today. But then again I hate everything about you. No shame in saying that, either. Your soul is dark and desperate, your need for attention has brain washed me beyond hope. Your constant search for pity has increased the size of my undereye bags, and I’m done with it. Find someone else to leech on because I am no longer your parasite.

Sincerely, 

Jenna (p.s. I will never be fat again)